An interesting thing happened Sunday night. I was out with a 2 other friends and since we needed cash, we went to the ATM to get some…
So we pull up and there was a money truck parked in the empty parking lot. We just glanced at it and went into the bank just to keep the one withdrawing the money company. The 2 guys in the money truck came out and it looks as if they were refilling the machine with money…
My friend turns to me and says.. “You know how I’d rob a bank?”
“How?”
“I’d pretend to be a garbage can and until he has the money.. then grab it.”
“I don’t know know man.. you don’t make a very convincing garbage can.”
“.. You haven’t seen me try.”
Apparently, the wall is hallow and the security guys heard us talking.. very loudly. The one at the ATM heard one of them say, “if those mother fuckers try to rob this bank, I’ll fucking shoot them.”
It wasn’t until we walked back into the parking lot when we realized that they could hear us. One of the security guards quickly went out to the front of the machine to examine if there was any damage and gave us an evil glare.. So the one that said he’d pretend to be a garbage can decided to wave at him. If we had realize that they could have heard us, he probably would have said.. “And if they try to shoot me.. I would say that it was because of my race.”
At that moment, we realized that we probably could have gotten ourselves killed or in jail. But it was all worth it. And we’d do it again if we had the chance.