Eroge ga Owarana

The Ero Game (H-Game/Hentai) Never Ends

Just recently, someone made a karaoke version of the song where a guy sings about having an addiction to eroge type games.

Although the beat to this song is very catchy and upbeat. The lyrics are hilarious and depressing at the same time.

Premise: A guy talks to his friend about suggestions to what games to play.

Conversation Translation:

Sev: Hey K! Hey K!

K: Yo Sev! You’re speaking with such an erotic voice~ What’s up with you?

Sev: Got any H-games that are fun to play?

K: Hmmm… lemme think..

K: As a novice you should start with “Konnyaku”, “Cross+Channel”, etc. If you mention masterpieces you must try “Family Plan”! “Wheel”, “Parufe”, “Keyorina”, and “Rance” are good too. If you like Ojousama (girls raised in very rich families?) you can’t miss “Otoboku” and “Kanisino”.

K: If you like loli then you’re fired if you don’t play “Hajirusu”. “Summer Days” is hard to leave out as well. And… ummm… “Air” “Kiminozo”, “Cross+Channel”, “Family Plan”, “Wheel”, “Fate”, “Parufe”, “Senkoku Rance”… but no matter what you must try “Chyoukukan”!! That’s the BEST!!!!

Sev: haa… (ok…..)
(Song starts)

When I realize it, I already have a pile games my friend recommended to me, and I returned all to him without even touching them.

He didn’t give up and lent me more games, but soon I got bored with them and want to throw them away.

(Background: THAT’S MEANNNN!!!)

hikarino1126 – Youtube comments
Some parts doesn’t make a lot of sense what can I do? I don’t speak Japanese.

Sadly, I can relate to this. It’s for the story, okay!